What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 01:30
I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
As an inmate did you have to live alongside a bully for your whole sentence?
Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
Me : Because it's month of August.
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
What parts of the Bible, if any, are inappropriate to read to children? Why?
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
Who is the most trusted person in your life, and do they have the same trust on you?
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
He : Tea ?
He : I'm 24.
When does a man tell a woman he has feelings for her?
Me : I don't drink
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
Me (a little confused) : I don't know
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
Me : Thank you.
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
How do you handle your mother-in-law after you heard her talking badly about you in the next room?
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
Me : I don't drink coffee also
How do you stop your balls from sweating?
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
Me : Sure.
He : So, are you seeing someone?
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
He : Then let's have some coffee
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
Me : No
Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.